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Bob....

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Johnnyny, Sep 25, 2008.

  1. Johnnyny

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    Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling
    and plays golf every Saturday.
    His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
    takes him to a localstrip club.

    The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'
    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

    'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and
    brings over a Budweiser.

    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she
    know that you drink Budweiser?'

    'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the go lf club.

    I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob,
    starts to rub herself all over him and says,

    'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

    Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

    Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.

    Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

    Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
    him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it

    She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4
    letter word in the book.

    The cabby turns around and says,

    'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'


    BOB's funeral will be on Friday

    :guitarist:
     
  2. Trishee

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    I have not been on much, and come back to this! thank you :D