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Alzheimer's advantages

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Lynne, Oct 2, 2005.

  1. Lynne

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    At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

    Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
    wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is
    concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they
    spend the entire night together.

    After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
    expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
    opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom ready for action. They
    unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she
    prepares to go to sleep.

    After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
    and it's Morris. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat
    surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are
    done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

    She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Morris is
    back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
    ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as
    Morris gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
    thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
    often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
    only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris." Morris, somewhat
    embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:

    "You mean I was here already?"

    The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has
    its advantages!
     
  2. Tegan

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    Hope you don't mind, had to sent this out to the www via an e-mail.
     
  3. Tink

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    Here we go loop dee loooo!:thewave:
     
  4. Tegan

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    Wheeeeeeeeee!