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The Parrot

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Lynne, Oct 2, 2005.

  1. Lynne

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    The parrot was a present from a friend.

    Fully grown, with a bad attitude and even worse vocabulary. Every second word was an expletive, and the rest were just...bad.

    The new owner tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything that he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked.

    He yelled at the bird, it yelled back. He shook it and it just got ruder. Finally, in a fit of desperation he grabbed the parrot and threw it in the freezer. For a few moments he heard muffled kicking, screaming and swearing, then there was a sudden silence - and not a sound for half a minute. Frightened that he might have hurt the bird, he quickly opened the freezer door.

    The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I am truly sorry and beg for forgiveness."

    Astonished at the dramatic change in attitude, the owner was about to ask what brought about such a complete change when the parrot continued:

    "May I ask what the chicken did?"
     
    #1 Lynne, Oct 2, 2005
  2. Tegan

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    Talk about putting someone in the freezer! ROFL!
     
    #2 Tegan, Sep 15, 2006
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    I know someone that needs to be put in a freezer. :closet:
     
    #3 Tink, Sep 16, 2006
  4. Tegan

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    Rut rho!!!!!!!!
     
    #4 Tegan, Sep 16, 2006
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