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Letter from Grandma

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Johnnyny, May 26, 2008.

  1. Johnnyny

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    She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

    She writes:

    Dear Grandson,

    The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if
    you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day
    because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a
    thunderous prayer meeting.

    So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

    Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.

    I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
    about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had
    changed.

    It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked,
    I'd never have noticed.

    I found that lots of people love Jesus!

    While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and
    then he leaned out of his window and screamed,

    ' For the love of God! '

    ' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

    What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

    Everyone started honking!

    I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
    loving people.

    I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

    There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
    yelling something about a sunny beach.

    I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck
    up in the air.

    I asked your young teenage cousin in the back seat what that meant.

    He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

    Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and
    gave him the good luck sign right back.

    Your cousin burst out laughing.

    Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

    A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they
    got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

    I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I
    noticed the light had changed.

    So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through
    the intersection.

    I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before
    the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after
    all the love we had shared.


    So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
    Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

    Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

    Will write again soon,

    Love, Grandma
     
  2. Greensleeves

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    :rudabaga[1]:Oh brilliant! <ROFL>

    I am leaving so much space here, will have to talk to Lynne.

    Hi Lyyyyyyynnnnnnneeeee!:banana-wave[1]: