Puns of fun

I'm a big fan of puns,so here are some of my fav's. Add yours !!

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.


The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.


Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

ROFLMA!!!!!! I can't wait until Tink see's these!!!!!

 

"The pun is the lowest form of English humor. " I once had a Prof who was an inveterate punster. I almost got him with a rock pick on a field trip. Someone pushed him down the stairs before I had another chance.

 

Boy, you went to a rough school! Seriously tho, what's worse? A pun or a bad joke?

 

Both deserve severe (preferably fatal) consequences!

It wasn't the school it was just that Prof. (Nicholas Short, to be exact.) Fortunately, after one year the Faculty came to it's senses and he was asked to move on.

 

I can think of many worse things than puns (which I happen to like), $4.29/gal gas for instance.
Hopefully, the indiscretions of the former Prof that resulted in his discharge were much worse than punning.

 

No, there's nothing worse than punning (only $3.75 here). I really didn't mind puns until I was trapped Mon, Wed & Fri for an hour and a half for a semester with an idiot teacher who threw out one pun after another. It was a Petrography class so the room was filled with rocks; he will never know how close he came to a Biblical death.

 

He's lucky I didn't stone him, not for his punning, but for being the Jerk that ruins it for the rest of us!