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Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Johnnyny, Sep 12, 2008.

  1. Johnnyny

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    A woman meets a man in a bar.
    They talk; they connect; and soon they leave together.

    They get back to his place. As he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his [FONT=Arial, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]bedroom is [/FONT]completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched[FONT=Arial, sans-serif] by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.[/FONT][/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention this to him. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and after a while she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God, maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the father of my children." She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into the bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest, and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]He gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes and says:[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."[/FONT][/FONT]
     
    #1 Johnnyny, Sep 12, 2008
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    Took a break from chaos and saw this thank you...needed the laugh!
     
    #2 Trishee, Sep 15, 2008
  3. Johnnyny

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    Glad to be of service M'am :D
     
    #3 Johnnyny, Sep 15, 2008
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