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Estrogen Issues

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Tink, Sep 14, 2006.

  1. Tink

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    10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

    1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
    2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
    3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
    4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
    5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
    6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
    7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
    8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
    9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
    10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..
     
    #1 Tink, Sep 14, 2006
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    Tink,

    1) I'm an Aries - *I* have the attitude (eg)

    4) Men should know by now they have to agree with what you say.

    7) You mean they haven't?

    9) Scheming? They've succeeded! LOL!
     
    #2 Lynne, Sep 22, 2006
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    1) Well then....I guess YOU are one of my number 1's! LOL
     
    #3 Tink, Sep 22, 2006
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