Oh, that Johnny...

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to

Teach good manners, asked her students the

Following question:



Michael, if you were on a date having dinner

With a nice young lady, how would you tell her

That you have to go to the bathroom?'



Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would

Be rude and impolite.



What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to

Go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'



'That's better, but it's still not very nice to

Say the word bathroom at the dinner table.



And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain

For once and show us your good manners?'



'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused

For a moment? I have to shake hands with a

Very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to

Introduce you to after dinner.'



The teacher fainted...

 

Leave it to Johnny!