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A Christmas Story for people having a bad day

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Johnnyny, Dec 6, 2008.

  1. Johnnyny

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    When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys
    as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas
    pressure.

    Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
    Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
    about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven
    knows where.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
    the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

    Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot
    of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all
    the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped
    the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the
    kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all
    the straw off the end of the broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
    yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

    The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely
    day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick
    it?'

    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree

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  2. Tegan

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    I knew there had to be reasonable explanation!!!!