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A touching story

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Johnnyny, Jun 12, 2009.

  1. Johnnyny

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    The story of Ralph and Edna...

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
    they don't love you with all they have...

    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into
    the deep end.

    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him
    out.

    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and
    bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the
    person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
    right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can
    I go home?'
    :ghostsmiley: