Oh yeah , I'm on a roll today =)

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages
and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear
remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a
shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
'What are you going to do?' the homeowner asks? 'I'm going to put this ladder up against
the roof, then, I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this
baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and
not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the
back of the van.' He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
'What's the shotgun for?', asks the homeowner.
'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog ! ! !'

 

Yes you are!!!!!!! I like the Los Vegas Church one you sent me!