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Old Man

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Trishee, May 21, 2007.

  1. Trishee

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    A few minutes before the church services started. The
    congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
    Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

    Everyone started screaming and running for the front
    entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to
    get away from evil incarnate.

    Soon the church was empty except for one elderly
    gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving,
    seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
    enemy was in his presence.

    So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know
    who I am?"
    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
    "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
    "Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
    "Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?"
    asked Satan.
    "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man,
    in an even tone.
    "Did you know that I can cause you profound,
    horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
    "Yep," was the calm reply.
    "And you are still not afraid?" asked Satan.
    "Nope," said the old man.
    More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't
    you afraid of me?"
    The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister
    for 48 years."