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Pumpkin love

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Johnnyny, Jul 24, 2008.

  1. Johnnyny

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    This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line
    Ever."

    In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin
    patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

    On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and
    lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.

    The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a
    drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy
    inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone
    around" he stated in a telephone interview.

    Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin
    that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy
    his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
    embarrassment.

    In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and
    was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

    "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to
    Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."

    Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .

    "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"

    He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight
    in the face and said...


    "A pumpkin? s:censored:t...is it midnight already?"

    :wall: