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the black bra

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Johnnyny, Mar 1, 2009.

  1. Johnnyny

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    The Black Bra

    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

    One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for
    20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships
    and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
    We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

    Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend:
    The other night when my boyfriend came over,
    he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
    He saw me and said,
    "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you."
    Then, we made love all night long.

    The mistress:
    Me too!
    The other night I met my lover at his office,
    and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels,
    and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
    When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
    but we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:
    When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.
    As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman
     
  2. Starmist

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    Ah, yes, the third one sounds about my luck.