the black bra

The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for
20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships
and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over,
he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said,
"You are the woman of my dreams. I love you."
Then, we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too!
The other night I met my lover at his office,
and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels,
and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman

 

Ah, yes, the third one sounds about my luck.