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The Lexus

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Johnnyny, Nov 14, 2008.

  1. Johnnyny

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    A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she

    spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to

    inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an

    unexpected little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked

    around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop up

    right now, but as she turned back,there, standing next to her, was a

    salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, 'Good day, Madame. How

    may we help you today?' Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and

    acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, 'Sir,

    what is the price of this lovely vehicle?' Still smiling pleasantly, he

    replied, 'Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by

    touching it, you are going to s:censored:t when you hear the price.'


    :eek: