The Lexus

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she

spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to

inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an

unexpected little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked

around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop up

right now, but as she turned back,there, standing next to her, was a

salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, 'Good day, Madame. How

may we help you today?' Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and

acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, 'Sir,

what is the price of this lovely vehicle?' Still smiling pleasantly, he

replied, 'Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by

touching it, you are going to st when you hear the price.'