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The Medical Profession

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Trishee, May 5, 2007.

  1. Trishee

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    Sad, but true

    The Medical Profession

    Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

    The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

    The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then. Why the different treatment
    for the two patients?

    The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

    Next time, take me to a vet.
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    #1 Trishee, May 5, 2007
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