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Toilet Paper

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Trishee, Jun 30, 2007.

  1. Trishee

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    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

    Stupid, stupid man.
     
    #1 Trishee, Jun 30, 2007
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