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True Friendship

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Redize, Nov 19, 2007.

  1. Redize

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    I received this in an email forwarded to me by a friend.....a friend who still doesn't realise that she 'spams' her contacts once a month :mad:
    .......but, considering I found this amusing, i'll let her off.....for mow.

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    True Friendship


    Are you tired of those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound
    good, but never actually come close to reality?
    Well, here are a few promises that actually speak of true
    friendship:

    -When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the f*****g b*****d who made you sad.

    -When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    -When you smile -- I will know you got laid.

    -When you are scared -- I will take the p**s out of you about it, every chance I get!

    -When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinging.

    -When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    -When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

    -When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    -This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.


    "Why?" you may ask:

    "Because you are my friend".


    Friendship is like p*****g your pants. Everyone can see it, but
    only you can feel its true warmth.

    Send this to ten of your closest friends,
    then get depressed because you can only think
    of four.
     
    #1 Redize, Nov 19, 2007
  2. Tegan

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    Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #2 Tegan, Nov 19, 2007
  3. Starmist

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    Cadging this to pass on, LOL
     
    #3 Starmist, Nov 19, 2007
  4. Lynne

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    ROFL! You loon. I must use little words for you now.
    :poke:
     
    #4 Lynne, Nov 20, 2007
  5. Claire

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    brilliant poem hit the nail on the head lol
     
    #5 Claire, Nov 22, 2007
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