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Why you never question a drunk

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Johnnyny, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. Johnnyny

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    WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk
    A carton of eggs
    A quart of orange juice
    A head of lettuce
    A 2 lb can of coffee
    & 1 lb package of bacon

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
    standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
    cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
    calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
    derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
    items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
    selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what,
    you're
    absolutely right! I am single, but how on earth did you know that?'

    The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly. :p