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'You CAN Be the Man of Your House.'

Discussion in 'Humour : Jokes : Quizzes' started by Johnnyny, Aug 30, 2008.

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    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You CAN Be the Man of Your House.'He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my Meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After wards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, yo u will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?' The wife replied, 'The f----n' funeral director would be my first guess.' :slap:
     
    #1 Johnnyny, Aug 30, 2008
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